1. Does this groom’s bruised face count as something blue? This wedding disaster video fail proved that DIY tricks aren’t for everyone.
2. One pro-Bob Filner protester says she never received “sloppy kisses” from the San Diego mayor–because she “never [had] the opportunity.”
3. Legendary performer Prince has a new cover for his single “Breakfast Can Wait,” and it’s sure to make every Chappelle’s Show fan rejoice.